From your Uncle Daddy. ROFL I know I am pure awful but I just couldn't pass that opportunity up. Nyuck nyuck. My cousin sister will never forgive me.
My family doesn't like those kinds of jokes. My Mom, aunt, sister, and cousin is offended. Apologize to her!
Actually I'd like to point out that if they just put the heaviest people closer to the end of the trunk, the skinny guy wouldn't even be needed.