All the Mechs show up to a party...

I'm lifting this from /mwo, but, reading through it there had me laughing my ass off. We have plenty of clever guys around here, SO! Here we go!

Who's your favorite mech at the party?

Jenner - Used to be part of the popular crowd but got tripped up by his own big head and doesn't realize no one likes him anymore. Keeps showing up to the party, even though no one invited him, then steals everyone's liquor.

(Some of my favorites from Reddit; )
Shadowhawk - Shy and hiding behind things all night. Peeks from behind furniture to make jokes no one else laughs at then retreats away behind the couch to try again later.

Dragon - Former Football Allstar. Keeps trying to out-party the new kids but passes out early after all the pizza, undoing his pants and letting his pot belly out.

King Crab - Shows up extremely late, but, makes up for it by getting BELLIGERENTLY drunk way too fast!

 

Hunchback-That fat guy who manages to stay cool with all the jocks
Atlas-The Varsity Quarterback who knows how to have a good time, just not the fastest when it comes to smarts

 

Thunderbolt - The nerdy girl who couldn't get a date until the glasses came off and everyone fell for her quirky personality.

 

Ilya Murometz - The worldly guy, old before his time, who's been around the block and done it all but in the process got burnt out and while still able to dish it out, he knows he is past his peak. A story or anecdote for every situation.

Not a favourite but still funny.

Trebuchet - The gangly kid who have had a growth spurt but just not managed to get used to it, still being clumsy and awkward. Preferring to stay away from the limelight and lob his conversations from the sidelines.

 

SO GOOD!

 

Banshee - The one dude who went to the gym way too much, gets smack drunk at the party, and ends up knocking out two other guys in the process. Problem is he smashed the door in too.

Dire Wolf - The one fat dude hogging all the beer, usually passed out on a pillow of empty bottles.

 

There needs to be an All Systems Nominal animation for this...

 

LMAO!! SO GOOD!!!

 

LOL!!!

 

Blackjack - Suffers extreme short-man complex. Likes to wear muscle Tee's that show off his overdeveloped bicep but can't close the deal with the ladies when they notice his size 7 shoes (36 for you Euros).

 

Panther - The cool, flashy new kid on the block who loves to show his dance moves and gangsta cat hoodie/tattoo. He's small but overcompensates by energy and being everywhere. Very cocky and doesn't know when to backdown.

Enforcer - This is the frat guy, but not the one you think of. This is the stiff, chairman like guy that really does believe one beer (light) is enough and will tell everyone who breaks any rules that they are doing so. Unflexible as hell, with a do right attitude.

Grasshopper - Oh yeah, the wildcat. The basket pro wannabe, sports jock, that is gliding through life (so far) and hasn't hit any serious challenges. Living wild, shooting basketball all day, partying hard. He's tall, got the muscles and ego but not quite everything to get him up into the next league.

 

Wolverine - The late bloomer, stood at the sideline throughout highschool and never really made an impression. At college/uni (not sure how it works in the states,...) he found out he actually had what it takes to be mr. Alpha and he now is among the mediums. Aweing the living daylights out of most everyone at the party. The old jocks tried to whittle him down, and succeeded to an extent, but he's still alpha dog.

 

Firestarter- The short, agile guy that everyone is cool with because they know that he will knock their shit out at a drop of a hat

 

Summoner - Goofy-lookin', beefy, meathead who's always looking to start a fight. Throw's his drink if anyone "looks cross" at him. Then never has the muscle to back it up.

 

Ice Ferret always has the best drug hookup, makes sense, who the fuck would want to pilot that thing anyways unless they're medicated.

Awesome - blackout roaring drunk, takes off clothes, streaks down the road naked like Will Farrell in Old School:

 

Oh god! I just almost shit myself sitting here in my office... My co-workers would not have been as amused as I would!

 

Locust: Can't stay in one seat for more than a second or two, constantly tapping his foot on the floor and/or hand on his thigh. Comes to the party about 5 energy drinks into the night, and proceeds to make at least five more mix drinks with red bull in the first half hour. Reacts poorly to loud noises, attracted by shiny objects. Most likely to tag the fat chick by the end of the night.

 

Vindicator... that creepy crackhead jacking off at the corner of the room under the table.