Mech Jokes

The Command Console in the head is the punchline.

 

Ironic that the punch line isn't something on the arm.

Da-dun-tsh.

 

He's here all night, ladies and germs.

 

Yo mech so fat, it thinks a Fatlas is a snack.

 

Hey, the games finally getting UAVs! I expect to be able to see a lot of long awaited pics of peoples fat mechs now.

 

I already have a UAV

See?

http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=51&l=b836450cdb30ec08a7bfa64e3adc6aed1b040143

 

The punch line there is 182% heat efficiency.

 

I told my unit leader we need to change our recruitment message on the o-boards to "Golden Foxes is recruiting single female players between the ages of 18-25, who live in the Pacific Northwest and have low standards."

 

You guys are sure desperate.

 

Naw, most of them are married. That's just for me.

I was just thinking about ARTEMIS. We make our indirect-fire-support weapon more powerful by putting on something pronounced Arty-miss.

 

Good play on words Skribs. For me, the joke is that for Artemis to work, your need LOS. But you're in a missile support mech. The whole point of the support role is that you're using indirect fire weaponry. I suppose that's the penalty you pay for the benefits gained from installing Artemis. I know that the Artemis game mechanics are following canon rules, it just doesn't quite sit right with my sense of what advanced targeting equipment should do.

 

a long running joke in our household....

 

Does anyone else feel that when they're designing a build on Smurfys its like playing a weird version of Tetris? I mean, you have all these different sized blocks and you have to pick the right ones to fit together in a finite space. No? Hmm..... Maybe I need a break.....?

 

Thanks, now I can't play with builds in Smurfy without hearing Tetris music...

 

Sorry Skribs. My mind sometimes works in very weird and wonderful ways. Like that multi-role STK-3H build with the Streaks and MLas.

 

How many game developers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question: the lightbulb being out is working as intended.

 

Why the hell would you settle for hearing Tetris in your head?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwXvZMc5DHI