Your most cringeworthy builds.

C-Arm, yes.
Suggestions:
1) ECM, 3x AMS, 2x ERLL, JJ (Add 2x MG or more AMS ammo)
2) ECM, ERPPC, 2x ERML, JJ (you need DHS, but you can get MG OR AMS if you like)
3) ECM, 1x ERLL, 2x SRM6, 2x MG, JJ (AMS optional, but suggested)

First 2 is super fun, and works rather well.

 

I have been using the 2nd build listed for all three kit foxes and it works really well, like a cicada that can poptart a little.

 

3 PPCs is not so bad. The stock build is badly optimized and wastes big tonnage in simple heat sinks, but with DHS and a STD300 it works ok.
As for the lonely small laser, you can find it on several other stock builds (Hunchbacks for example) and it's still a mystery to me :whacko:

 

Yupp, make the 5K even worse than the 5V ! Great Idea!!!

 

Bonus points for the name too. That had to be a mistake, right?

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...right!?

 

Caught this one just now, didn't notice the build until it was over, Ember with 2 PPCs:



Bonus, he was fighting close range...so every shot I saw him take did zero damage.

Edit: Two in one night!

http://i.imgur.com/KuETfuu.jpg[/img]

 

I noticed these few days there has been increasingly heavy use of Gauss Ravens. Must be the trend now.

 

Yet another lurm fatlas...



But don't worry, I punished him.

/!\ WARNING! /!\
The amount of noobness on this clip is too damn high and sensitive viewers might find it really disturbing.
Viewer discretion is advise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ydkYgN1Yd4

 

I like names like that though, then again I hate those fucking "no-swear guild" people complaining about us in the chat, so anything to piss them off is a good thing.
On the Fun side, I found this the other day.
Kitfox with one ERPPC and 2x MG.
Trying to guess his build. Though I hope he would take a big TC instead of the many DHS.
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=175&l=1459a8f51f479c9ee838bdcfe7f52ee99b8470ce

 

O M G !!! Epikt can still hear me so I was mad ..... ;-)

 

Oh that guy is using a bot program. Notice him shooting into the building in front of him. I seen this type of bots quite a bit now. The bot program only shoots at red tag HUD mechs that show up. Otherwise he is stupid and just stands there. If you ever encounter something like this, try to spectate if you can. It makes you facepalm watching from the bot POV.

 

I didn't know such program existed. I hardly see the point to be honest.
And why did it only start to move on the third strike, and why backward? It's coded by a monkey.

I didn't though of it at the moment, but I think I got one on tape on this video, starting at 5'25":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQtPbkDznlQ

I still don't know if it comforting or disappointing there is not an actual human behind this noobness

 

Yeah I think that may well be it !!!
Haha!

Who knows what thought process the monkey went thru?

Too bad that space monkey piloted Atlas got killed quick, it will be interesting to see how it reacts further on.

Ah dear Mr Epikt, you are not thinking deviously dirty enough. Leave the program running with your MWO. Let it auto play matches for you, goto work/school. Come home, have free easy C-bills waiting for you, courtesy of the space monkey. It is one of those farming bots typically seen for online MMORPGs.

Edit: Forgot to mention, it also earns skill up for you on that mech as well as GXP.

Let this be a lesson to us Mechwarriors, beware! On the internet, nobody knows it is a space monkey in the cockpit in the mech next to you.

 

Saw a goofy FAtlas that was a DC on my home computer (don't have the screenshot on my laptop) that was pretty bad...3 LLas, an AC2, and an AMS with 1000 ammo. That one hurt my soul a little...

 

Unlikely, DDC does not have 3 energy hardpoints.
My guess is that he iis running a STD350, downgrade to 325 and triple LL build is actually not bad.
http://mwo.smurfy-net.de/mechlab#i=16&l=a4e84f58bb0d58b7ae67b98ae4db3737c195b9bd

[quote author=epikt link=topic=3606.msg47729#msg47729 date=1404677380]
I didn't know such program existed. I hardly see the point to be honest.
And why did it only start to move on the third strike, and why backward? It's coded by a monkey.
I didn't though of it at the moment, but I think I got one on tape on this video, starting at 5'25":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQtPbkDznlQ
I still don't know if it comforting or disappointing there is not an actual human behind this noobness
[/quote]

Well, what he is doing is launching the game with an aim-bot and set the aimbot to turn on for auto-aim and auto-fire after a certain time. Not even a monkey is hired for writing a code.
Should have used LRM for that.

 

saw the god of all Madcat builds today, i bet it can even lose against a stock lolcust . Somehow i think it is needed to hide his name :whacko:

 

OMG!!!!! 3 MG Matcat!

 

You can actually make a 4MG mad cat even.

 

By DC, I meant disconnect ;p

 

Fruitful harvest today:


[img width=700 height=200]http://i.imgur.com/srnhaLT.jpg[/img]
[img width=502 height=225]http://i.imgur.com/BCf1lPc.jpg[/img]

And I saved the best for the end:

[img width=491 height=236]http://i.imgur.com/4EhFCpd.jpg[/img]