The LURM Boat Prayer Oh Great and Holy LURM. Bless thy servant with TAG. Cast forth my enemies into the Light. Protect me from the spawn of the Pit. Cleanse thy foe with your Holy Rain. I am your humble Prophet. Seeker of Locks. Smiter of AMS. Harvester of Salt. Amen. The Prayer of the HGR Great and Powerful HGR hear my pleas. Guide my hand to sunder my foes. Let them hear your Glory. Let them shudder from your Embrace. Deliver to us their heads. O Reaper of Fatties. O Ruiner of Matches. Grant my wishes. Amen.