Happy Valentine's Day from us all at Alpha, Inc. Show your appreciation by using the LOVE BLASTERS¹ to spread peace (by killing everything that opposes you)! Don't forget that blistering, hot love is a double edged sword, cuz this mech generates some heat. When the time comes for some nice, close intimacy then that's when our proprietary CHLOROFORM CANNON² really shines! Slug 'em with a nice double tap to make sure your affection gets through to them! ¹ 2xcERPPC **Does NOT shoot real "Love". Never point in eyes.** ² 1xcUAC10 **NOT A REAL CHLOROFORM PROJECTILE. "RECIPIENTS" MAY STILL BE CONSCIOUS AND/OR EXTREMELY AGGRAVATED AFTERWARDS.**
