So... how are things...

Cool, so you can't even really tell it has the Shit Eating Grin if you make it all triple solid in terms of coloring.

Good to know. How about the JJs on the Jester... I'm gonna assume they're strictly for pebble skipping, and doing 180 bunny hop turns against lights etc?

Btw just had a nice 4 kill round with my 3/8 basic Heavy Metal. I've decided my rule of thumb for the mech will be max engine size (builds revolving around both STD and XL 330) and max JJs. Currently running 1xAC/5 and 3xLL, 4-5t/ammo, ams w/ halfton, rest in DHS. xD

 

Going back to heavy heroes, of the Dragons the Flame is definitely the worse of the two - their quirks aren't great either way, but Fang got the better end of the stick.

 

By the way............ here is a list of builds on my agenda that I still have to post/showcase/finalize... in case people are interested in that sort of thing.

Mist Lynx Prime "Bobcat"
Mist Lynx B "Buttons"
Mist Lynx C "Boots"
Kit Fox S "Car Fax"
Nova Prime "Rodolero"
Summoner Prime "Lefty"
Summoner D [unnamed]
Timber Wolf S [unnamed]
Timber Wolf C "Represent"

Vindicator St. Ives' Blue "RoboCop"
Highlander Heavy Metal "Irregular"

and eventually...

Dire Wolf S "Humpback"
Catapult Jester "Clown Car"
Urbie (most likely 2 builds, but maybe 3)

- The Mist Lynx I'm waiting to see next quirk pass and then if I have to shift things around I will, otherwise those are completely done.

- Kit Fox, in general, is something I put on back burner cuz it's just not all that powerful of a mech currently, but I have the Car Fax build finished.

- Rodolero is done but waiting to see quirk pass as well.

- Lefty is done as well, other Sum is still a work in progress.

- Timbers are elephants in the room that I haven't really critically studied yet, but I have basic concepts hashed out for em.

- The 2 Heroes are still going thru refinement but basic concepts are currently in place, they are the ones currently on the 'hotseat' and being worked.

Lot on my plate but I'm workin thru it all like Thanksgiving; it's a marathon, not a sprint.

 

Vagi?

 

When I ran into Soy the other night, I was tempted to start a new meme. Soy Facts!

"Soy's real name was Dikembe Mutombo. The man who would go on to be famous at Basketball devoured it though, and he was named after the sauce instead."

I actually had like 30 of these worked out while I was working, and never got around to posting any of them

 

I always thought Soy was Mitt Romney.

 

Since I have nowhere to put these and I haven't actually played them, I feel like it wouldn't be prudent to post them in the proper sections, so I'll just throw em up here... couple heavy hero builds for those of you out there with em...

 

Jester bought. Pay To Lose all-weight-classes IS dropdeck is complete.

My next video is not gonna be a Sauce, but rather... Soy's Spring 2015 Collection Fashion Show, showing off all the excellent colors and camos I have blinged out for my mechs.

 

AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! "Please help us make the forums a positive experience." ... ... ... AHHHHHHHAHAHA!!! How can you say that with a straight face?!

 

There's a thread about convergence on main forums, with a bunch of steering wheel underhive mongos suggesting stuff like cone of fire, and no alphas, and other arbitrarily garbage hand of god mechanics.

On page 20 (cringe-inducing, eh) yesterday I chimed in and linked to David Spade's char from Tommy Boy talking about how people who don't know how to use seat belts on an airplane should be put out of their misery.

Then some guy called me an arrogant puke who exploits (he called "all good players and tryhards" this). I called him an autist.

And got a suspension. For "picking a fight". Even though. I. Didn't. Pick the fight. Wat.

So I responded to the PM from the moderator telling them they should learn how to actually moderate like professionals and called him an autist as well.

What a worthless pile of shit that forum is, anyways. Unless you're one of those fake white knights who just campaigns endlessly for buffs to shit you like and nerfs to everything else. Which is like, 99% of posters there.

Honestly I hope they ban me from it again, it's a waste of productivity and what precious few brain cells I have left.

 

God, you're an asshole, @Soy and I fucking love every second of it! Your stories are the best way to give myself a chuckle during a long day at the office!

 

Lol I just got a huge target on my back and while 99% of the time it's justified, even in this case, there's a point where people antagonize and if I respond at all I just get dumped on.

It's like that time Helmer or whoever that gimp was who used to run Comstar NA TS, the time he and his buddy talked shit to me in game like five times in a round, I finally responded, and then Helmer instantly banned me from TS mid-round. Like what??? This the type of shit people gun at me with.

I feel like a minority in MWO, always gettin profiled by the man..!

Btw here is that Tommy Boy ref I mentioned earlier.

 

Sucks to pwn w/ Fracts, eh?

I fucking LOVE your stance of fun-over-win now. That concept honestly eluded me for so long. Now I'm throwing JR7s w/ LRMs and SPLs, RVNs w/ LRMs, and my favorite - the 5x LRM5, 2x LL - KTO-18 Troll. Who cares about wins, just have fun!

Thanks, @Soy